Spucatum tauri: Elton John

Elton John (pictured at left in what is undoubtedly one of his favorite recreational gestures) blasted the Catholic Church recently for it stance on condom use. This according to the Irish Examiner.

Speaking at a business awards ceremony in London, the pop star and avowedly bisexual/homosexual (it matters not which one, because let's face it, there's no real moral difference there) mentioned his numerous friends who have died of AIDS.

Apparently Elton believes that condoms, rather than virtue and self control, would have saved his 60 (that's right, sixty) friends.

As egregious and utterly absurd as his assault on the Catholic Church is, still more worrisome are his associations. The picture at right says it all.